Ladies and gentlemen I give you Austin Galbraith!
Favorite pasttimes: Green Honda adventures, throwing snowball eggs at randoms, and USU football and basketball games.
Titles: President and Co-Founder of Utah State Cinema Club, Master Bullhorn Blower, and Beard Conessueir.
Having been in the beard growing game himself... Austin has been an inspiration to Tim and I for years now. Austin's caliber of beard growing is a 3:1 ratio...What it has taken us to grow in 3 weeks, He grows in 1. Tim has photos of him on his mirror to reference from while getting ready each day and style himself as much like Austin as possible. I will have to admit that I also have pictures of Austin... he's on my computer, cell phone, bedroom wallpaper. There's not a day that passes we aren't in awe by this man. While performing acts of service for the less fortunate, a lowly old man asked how he became so great. He responded "I'm an expert in the field of growing beards and kicking ass."
Austin Richard Galbraith is currently single and looking to mingle. So ladies if you want to know what a REAL man's beard feels like rubbed up against your soft, smooth, silky skin... Give Austin a call. (Texts also work, maybe even better.)
(435) 760-8478
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